The Big Orangutan

The Big Orangutan desperately desired a stretchman to throw. It should have been a different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

The Big Orangutan always had with them a bottle of coke that they would often cuddle. This seems a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

The Big Orangutan needed a little monkey that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

The Big Orangutan owned a dildo that they sometimes drop. It would be a fairly new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the chosen thing.

The Big Orangutan had a tomato that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

The Big Orangutan desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would often sit and look at. It should have been a fairly unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it would be wonderful. A bottle of wine was the chosen item.