The Retarded Orangutan

The Retarded Orangutan needed a vibrator that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to select.

The Retarded Orangutan always carried a sponge that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Retarded Orangutan desperately needed a bottle of wine that they liked to demolish. It might have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

The Retarded Orangutan desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

The Retarded Orangutan often carried a vibrator that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Orangutan desperately desired a cup that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly new undertaking, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a cup is the item to opt for.