The Beautiful Orangutan

The Beautiful Orangutan desired a block of cheese to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Beautiful Orangutan needed a stapler that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Orangutan desperately looked for a teapot that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly original thing to do, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a teapot was the chosen item.

The Beautiful Orangutan often carried a piece of paper that they liked to worship. This seems to be a fairly astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Beautiful Orangutan owned a set of lego that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Orangutan searched for a dildo that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is an astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the thing opted for.