My Purple Orangutan

My Purple Orangutan desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally share. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

My Purple Orangutan desperately needed a spade that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is an extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was selected.

My Purple Orangutan needed a cucumber that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

My Purple Orangutan desired a big sponge that they liked to demolish. This seems a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

My Purple Orangutan had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally drop. It would be a fairly funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was simply life. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

My Purple Orangutan carried a bat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bat having that done to it