Her Green Orangutan

Her Green Orangutan desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is an unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was epic. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

Her Green Orangutan always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

Her Green Orangutan desperately searched for a wig to eat. This seems a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

Her Green Orangutan looked for a tomato that they would often cuddle. It is an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to select.

Her Green Orangutan needed a cheese grater that they sometimes cuddle. This seems an astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was entertaining. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Green Orangutan desperately wanted a radiator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a radiator was the chosen thing.