A Confused Orangutan

A Confused Orangutan always had with them a helmet that they would hug. It is considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the chosen item.

A Confused Orangutan had a rubber chicken that they sometimes hug. It is a fairly surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be magnificent. A rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

A Confused Orangutan desperately wanted a set of lego that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly strange action, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the thing selected.

A Confused Orangutan always had with them a set square that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a set square is the item that was chosen.

A Confused Orangutan had a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly astonishing action, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it was spectacular. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Orangutan desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would break. It might have been a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.