The Square Orangutan

The Square Orangutan craved for a hat to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

The Square Orangutan desired a condom that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered an extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a condom would be the chosen thing.

The Square Orangutan wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Square Orangutan desperately wanted a stretchman that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

The Square Orangutan had a can of Tango that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the item selected.

The Square Orangutan craved for a radiator that they would sometimes eat. It should be a fairly new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. A radiator being the thing selected.