The Exceptional Orangutan

The Exceptional Orangutan desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes worship. It might have been an exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Orangutan found a condom to play with. One might say this is a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Orangutan always kept a radiator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly different thought, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Orangutan always carried a computer that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Orangutan looked for a teapot that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was spectacular. A teapot would be the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Orangutan always had with them a dildo that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an original exercise, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.