My Confused Orangutan

My Confused Orangutan often carried a spade that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a spade having that done to it

My Confused Orangutan found a pint of cider that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be an exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Orangutan desperately wanted a dildo that they would often share. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was spectacular. A dildo is the thing to choose.

My Confused Orangutan always had with them a bag of poop that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been an original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. A bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

My Confused Orangutan had a can of coke that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be awesome. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

My Confused Orangutan desperately craved for a sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a different exercise, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a sponge is the item to choose.