The Funny Orangutan

The Funny Orangutan always had with them a Harry Potter wand to hug. It was considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

The Funny Orangutan always kept a sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Orangutan carried a chocolate bar that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

The Funny Orangutan craved for a vibrator that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. A vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Orangutan craved for a wig that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the item selected.

The Funny Orangutan desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.