His Bum Loving Orangutan

His Bum Loving Orangutan searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered a fairly funny activity, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Orangutan owned a melon that they would often demolish. This could be considered a funny idea, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the chosen item.

His Bum Loving Orangutan owned a condom that they would experiment on. It should have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was awesome. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item chosen.

His Bum Loving Orangutan desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would often put on his head. It might be an extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. A chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Orangutan desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

His Bum Loving Orangutan found a toilet brush that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly odd activity, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be simply life. A toilet brush is the thing to opt for.