A Fucking Orangutan

A Fucking Orangutan searched for a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the item that was opted for.

A Fucking Orangutan wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to smash. It would be a different idea, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Orangutan had a pint of beer that they would hug. It was considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A pint of beer being the thing opted for.

A Fucking Orangutan desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally break. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

A Fucking Orangutan owned a helmet that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is an exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

A Fucking Orangutan had a bag of poop that they would often break. One might say this is a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.