My Depressed Orangutan

My Depressed Orangutan had a set of lego that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a strange proposal, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was fun. Honestly, a set of lego is the item to select.

My Depressed Orangutan desperately needed a dildo to demolish. This seems an extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

My Depressed Orangutan searched for a toilet brush that they liked to cuddle. It is an original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

My Depressed Orangutan desperately looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a vibrator is the item to choose.

My Depressed Orangutan had a CD player that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player of all things.

My Depressed Orangutan carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be an astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.