His Special Orangutan

His Special Orangutan needed a custard pie that they would often share. It might have been a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

His Special Orangutan desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly funny activity, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

His Special Orangutan wanted a block of cheese that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. A block of cheese being the item selected.

His Special Orangutan needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a funny exercise, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. A rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

His Special Orangutan desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was fun. Honestly, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

His Special Orangutan found a condom that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was entertaining. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was chosen.