My Curious Orangutan

My Curious Orangutan desperately needed a sword that they would break. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

My Curious Orangutan needed a block of cheese that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an original action, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

My Curious Orangutan owned a set square that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square having that done to it

My Curious Orangutan searched for a condom that they sometimes drop. It is an extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

My Curious Orangutan desperately craved for a can of coke that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an odd exercise, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item to choose.

My Curious Orangutan desperately desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.