Their Horny Orangutan

Their Horny Orangutan desperately looked for a dildo that they would hug. This seems to be a weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was exciting. A dildo is the thing that was chosen.

Their Horny Orangutan desperately desired a crown that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a crown was the chosen thing.

Their Horny Orangutan desperately needed a block of cheese to demolish. This seems a fairly original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be wonderful. Strangely, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

Their Horny Orangutan found a can of Tango that they would demolish. This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

Their Horny Orangutan found a bottle of beer that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was exciting. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

Their Horny Orangutan needed a spade to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. A spade would be the item that was selected.