My Green Orangutan

My Green Orangutan always carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered a different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

My Green Orangutan desired a radiator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a radiator was the chosen item.

My Green Orangutan had a sword that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

My Green Orangutan needed a set square to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

My Green Orangutan craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

My Green Orangutan desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item opted for.