A Stupid Orangutan

A Stupid Orangutan needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thought, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Orangutan always carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes eat. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

A Stupid Orangutan searched for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

A Stupid Orangutan carried a pint of cider that they would eat. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

A Stupid Orangutan always kept a radiator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a radiator being the item selected.

A Stupid Orangutan desired a bottle of beer to experiment on. It would have been an unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.