His Chinese Orangutan

His Chinese Orangutan found a piece of paper to put up their bum. It should be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

His Chinese Orangutan always kept a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

His Chinese Orangutan searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally throw. It should be a fairly curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

His Chinese Orangutan desperately wanted a stapler that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was wonderous. A stapler having that done to it

His Chinese Orangutan desperately needed a rubber chicken that they liked to smash. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

His Chinese Orangutan owned a bottle of wine that they liked to drop. One might say this is an unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of wine having that done to it