His Anxious Orangutan

His Anxious Orangutan always had with them a bottle of wine to throw. It is a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of wine of all things.

His Anxious Orangutan owned a porno magazine that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

His Anxious Orangutan desperately needed a helmet that they sometimes break. It should be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a helmet of all things.

His Anxious Orangutan found a hat that they would often worship. It should be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the thing selected.

His Anxious Orangutan looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

His Anxious Orangutan carried a pen that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the chosen thing.