Their Fucking Orangutan

Their Fucking Orangutan always had with them a condom that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to select.

Their Fucking Orangutan desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

Their Fucking Orangutan needed a pint of cider that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

Their Fucking Orangutan desperately wanted a set of lego that they liked to worship. It would be a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. A set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

Their Fucking Orangutan owned a Harry Potter wand to worship. It is a somewhat surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it was miraculous. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

Their Fucking Orangutan desperately searched for a tomato that they would often throw. It would be a fairly curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was awesome. A tomato is the thing to select.