Retarded Orangutan

Retarded Orangutan looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

Retarded Orangutan craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

Retarded Orangutan desperately desired a piece of paper to play with. It should have been a funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was simply life. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

Retarded Orangutan always carried a sword that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

Retarded Orangutan often carried a porno magazine that they would often hug. It should have been an unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the item selected.

Retarded Orangutan wanted a ball that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a ball was the chosen thing.