The Fat Orangutan

The Fat Orangutan often carried a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of cider having that done to it

The Fat Orangutan searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber chicken having that done to it

The Fat Orangutan craved for a big sponge that they would share. It was a fairly different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Orangutan desperately craved for a crown that they would sometimes worship. This seems an exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Orangutan looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Orangutan had a can of Dr Pepper that they would put on his head. It should have been an astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be magnificent. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.