The Talented Orangutan

The Talented Orangutan always had with them a sword that they would annihilate It might be a funny operation, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Talented Orangutan desperately wanted a crown that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been an odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was amazing. Strangely, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Talented Orangutan desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was wonderful. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Talented Orangutan had a lava lamp that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is sublime. A lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Talented Orangutan craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp having that done to it

The Talented Orangutan always kept a bag of poop that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be an original thought, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.