His Cute Orangutan

His Cute Orangutan found a bottle of beer that they sometimes break. This seems a bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

His Cute Orangutan desperately wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be a fairly strange action, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a little monkey was the chosen item.

His Cute Orangutan always carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

His Cute Orangutan always had with them a ball that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to opt for.

His Cute Orangutan needed a stretchman that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a stretchman being the chosen item.

His Cute Orangutan always carried a teapot that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was selected.