His Grumpy Orangutan

His Grumpy Orangutan always carried a can of Tango to smash. It was considered to be a different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

His Grumpy Orangutan craved for a bag of flour that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

His Grumpy Orangutan desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would often annihilate This seems to be a new thing to do, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

His Grumpy Orangutan found a rubber johnny that they would often smash. It might be a new proposal, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

His Grumpy Orangutan desired a pint of cider that they liked to break. It would have been a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

His Grumpy Orangutan desired a block of cheese that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was amazing. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.