His Grumpy Orangutan

His Grumpy Orangutan always kept a pen that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be an unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it would be awesome. Strangely, a pen would be the item that was selected.

His Grumpy Orangutan always kept a can of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

His Grumpy Orangutan desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Orangutan found a porno magazine that they would sometimes break. It should have been a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

His Grumpy Orangutan searched for a teapot that they would often worship. This could be considered an astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

His Grumpy Orangutan searched for a mug that they would worship. It would have been a funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a mug is the thing that was chosen.