The Special Orangutan

The Special Orangutan desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. A Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Special Orangutan always had with them a stretchman that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was exciting. Remarkably, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

The Special Orangutan often carried a rubber johnny that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. A rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

The Special Orangutan desired a can of Tango that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be awesome. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Special Orangutan found a dildo that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item selected.

The Special Orangutan looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often annihilate One might say this is a fairly strange action, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.