The Adorable Orangutan

The Adorable Orangutan owned a piece of paper that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly original action, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Adorable Orangutan desperately desired a stapler that they would often insert somewhere. It is a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

The Adorable Orangutan desperately needed a CD player that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Adorable Orangutan found a bottle of beer that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer of all things.

The Adorable Orangutan desperately wanted a porno magazine that they liked to hug. It might be a fairly different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Adorable Orangutan had a pint of cider that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a surprising idea, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.