The Lovely Orangutan

The Lovely Orangutan desperately searched for a computer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Orangutan needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese of all things.

The Lovely Orangutan desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be an odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Lovely Orangutan desperately craved for a dildo that they would occasionally drop. It would be an astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Honestly, a dildo would be the item chosen.

The Lovely Orangutan found a sword that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a different activity, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a sword was the item that was selected.

The Lovely Orangutan wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be a peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.