A Troubled Orangutan

A Troubled Orangutan always carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

A Troubled Orangutan always had with them a mug that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly different action, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. A mug having that done to it

A Troubled Orangutan desired a condom that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is an astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was magnificent. A condom is the item to opt for.

A Troubled Orangutan needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

A Troubled Orangutan desperately looked for a pint of beer to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

A Troubled Orangutan always kept a cup that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was entertaining. A cup is the thing to choose.