The Talented Orangutan

The Talented Orangutan carried a bat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was awesome. A bat having that done to it

The Talented Orangutan looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be an exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

The Talented Orangutan always had with them a rubber johnny that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Orangutan always had with them a helmet that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Strangely, a helmet is the thing to choose.

The Talented Orangutan always had with them a toilet brush to try to balance on their head. It is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

The Talented Orangutan desperately looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a new suggestion, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is simply life. A little monkey was the chosen thing.