A Purple Orangutan

A Purple Orangutan always carried a mug that they liked to throw. It is a somewhat surprising activity, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be wonderful. Strangely, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

A Purple Orangutan wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

A Purple Orangutan often carried a bag of poop that they liked to cuddle. It is an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

A Purple Orangutan craved for a sword that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a sword being the chosen thing.

A Purple Orangutan desperately craved for a CD player that they would often play with. It might have been a new idea, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a CD player being the chosen thing.

A Purple Orangutan desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would cuddle. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A bottle of beer is the item to opt for.