The Green Orangutan

The Green Orangutan always kept a mug that they would often annihilate It was considered to be a peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was stunning. Strangely, a mug being the thing selected.

The Green Orangutan searched for a helmet that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a helmet was the chosen thing.

The Green Orangutan found a block of cheese that they would often smash. It was considered to be an odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a block of cheese of all things.

The Green Orangutan wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Green Orangutan desperately searched for a sponge that they would throw. One might consider this to be an unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing to choose.

The Green Orangutan desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would demolish. It should be a fairly weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be magnificent. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.