Her Depressed Orangutan

Her Depressed Orangutan owned a pint of cider that they would smash. This seems to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be magnificent. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

Her Depressed Orangutan desperately wanted a hat that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be awe-inspring. A hat being the chosen thing.

Her Depressed Orangutan craved for a teapot that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to opt for.

Her Depressed Orangutan desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would worship. It is considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

Her Depressed Orangutan looked for a dildo that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been an extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was fun. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

Her Depressed Orangutan craved for a bottle of beer that they would often share. This could be considered a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.