The Careful Orangutan

The Careful Orangutan desired a cup that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the thing opted for.

The Careful Orangutan desired a sack of potatoes that they would throw. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

The Careful Orangutan desperately wanted a can of coke that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Careful Orangutan had a rubber chicken that they would share. This seems a fairly weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. A rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Careful Orangutan needed a dildo that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was wonderful. A dildo is the item to opt for.

The Careful Orangutan owned a stapler that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the item selected.