My Square Orangutan

My Square Orangutan often carried a crown that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a curious proposal, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item chosen.

My Square Orangutan always kept a dildo that they liked to annihilate This is certainly a fairly new action, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the chosen item.

My Square Orangutan desperately looked for a crown that they would embrace. It should be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item that was chosen.

My Square Orangutan desperately desired a vibrator that they would sometimes smash. It is an original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be magnificent. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

My Square Orangutan desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

My Square Orangutan found a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was sublime. A can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.