My Chinese Orangutan

My Chinese Orangutan desperately desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

My Chinese Orangutan often carried a bottle of beer to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

My Chinese Orangutan always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

My Chinese Orangutan had a set square that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item that was chosen.

My Chinese Orangutan desperately desired a bat to embrace. It might be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have thought, a bat being the item opted for.

My Chinese Orangutan desperately desired a radiator that they would often hug. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. A radiator is the thing to opt for.