A Square Orangutan

A Square Orangutan had a sack of potatoes that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly different proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

A Square Orangutan often carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally drop. It was a weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese of all things.

A Square Orangutan needed a dildo that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was fun. Strangely, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

A Square Orangutan looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was epic. A chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

A Square Orangutan searched for a stapler that they would cuddle. It was an original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

A Square Orangutan desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would often cuddle. It is a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.