A Eccentric Orangutan

A Eccentric Orangutan looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a somewhat surprising idea, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was fun. A bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Orangutan searched for a bat that they would often break. It might be a new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bat would be the chosen thing.

A Eccentric Orangutan desperately looked for a hat that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a hat being the chosen item.

A Eccentric Orangutan carried a dildo that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a dildo of all things.

A Eccentric Orangutan needed a stapler that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

A Eccentric Orangutan owned a CD player that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a CD player would be the chosen thing.