The Stupid Orangutan

The Stupid Orangutan often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to share. It was a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Orangutan often carried a set of lego that they would sleep with. This might appear to be an astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the chosen item.

The Stupid Orangutan craved for a mug that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a mug being the thing selected.

The Stupid Orangutan wanted a set square to smash. This is certainly an extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was simply life. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to select.

The Stupid Orangutan looked for a set of lego that they sometimes worship. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be sublime. Strangely, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Orangutan always kept a big sponge that they would occasionally worship. It was a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.