My Confused Orangutan

My Confused Orangutan carried a sponge that they would often smash. It would have been a weird action, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge of all things.

My Confused Orangutan searched for a pen that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the thing to opt for.

My Confused Orangutan searched for a big sponge to demolish. It is a funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was amazing. Remarkably, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

My Confused Orangutan desperately craved for a ball that they sometimes throw. It would be an astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, fun. A ball was the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Orangutan desperately needed a cucumber that they would often share. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

My Confused Orangutan needed a custard pie that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. A custard pie was the item that was opted for.