Exciting Orangutan

Exciting Orangutan desperately looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes hug. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. A piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

Exciting Orangutan wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. A block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

Exciting Orangutan needed a dildo that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

Exciting Orangutan desired a melon to experiment on. It might be a strange activity, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item to opt for.

Exciting Orangutan desperately looked for a little monkey that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

Exciting Orangutan looked for a can of Tango that they would break. One might find this to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to select.