The Magical Orangutan

The Magical Orangutan always carried a custard pie that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Orangutan often carried a bat that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems an odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bat was the item that was opted for.

The Magical Orangutan desperately needed a stretchman to experiment on. It might have been a different approach to life, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

The Magical Orangutan desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

The Magical Orangutan often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often play with. One might find this to be a peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Magical Orangutan always carried a dildo to experiment on. It would be an extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.