The Exciting Orangutan

The Exciting Orangutan searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. A bag of flour is the thing to select.

The Exciting Orangutan desperately wanted a pen that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a new proposal, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pen having that done to it

The Exciting Orangutan found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Exciting Orangutan always had with them a bottle of beer that they would often play with. This is certainly a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Orangutan often carried a wig that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Orangutan desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes hug. It is a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.