Their Special Orangutan

Their Special Orangutan desperately needed a set of lego to play with. It is considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

Their Special Orangutan desperately needed a hat that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a hat was the thing that was selected.

Their Special Orangutan desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is an astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

Their Special Orangutan searched for a pint of beer that they would play with. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

Their Special Orangutan needed a bottle of beer to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Their Special Orangutan craved for a bag of poop that they would break. It would have been an unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.