His Brainy Paki

His Brainy Paki needed a ball to rub on his belly. One might find this to be an extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who expected it would be amazing. A ball is the thing to opt for.

His Brainy Paki wanted a hat to cuddle. One might consider this to be an astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to opt for.

His Brainy Paki needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

His Brainy Paki desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

His Brainy Paki desperately craved for a dildo that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

His Brainy Paki desired a lava lamp to annihilate This might appear to be an original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.