The Orange Paki

The Orange Paki always carried a dildo that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly unusual operation, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to select.

The Orange Paki desperately craved for a chocolate bar to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

The Orange Paki needed a Harry Potter wand that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

The Orange Paki carried a lava lamp to sit and look at. It might be a funny operation, to some, but not to the Paki, who considered it was exciting. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Paki wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Paki, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Paki desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.