His Big Paki

His Big Paki desperately wanted a cucumber to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A cucumber being the item selected.

His Big Paki desperately wanted a set of lego that they would often play with. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who assumed it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

His Big Paki found a pint of beer that they liked to throw. This seems a new action, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

His Big Paki always carried a stapler that they would break. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a stapler would be the item chosen.

His Big Paki desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would eat. This seems to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

His Big Paki desired a rubber chicken to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.