His Confused Paki

His Confused Paki needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

His Confused Paki craved for a melon to put up their bum. It should be a weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a melon is the item that was chosen.

His Confused Paki always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who thought it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Paki always had with them a set of lego that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the item opted for.

His Confused Paki desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a fairly odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who had decided it was awe-inspring. A cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

His Confused Paki desperately craved for a bag of flour to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who expected that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour of all things.